that fucking pasta commercial where they’re like “don’t ruin the moment” because the fucking strand breaks between the two of them so they go home, cook pasta and specifically do taht strand thing and she goes in with her mouth open LIKE HEY BABY WE BOTH HAVE SPAGHETTI IN OUR MOUTH BUT LET’S MAKE OUT BECAUSE THAT’S ROMANTIC

it just fucking blows my mind that’s so gross no ew let me chew my food, finish my dinner and let me brush my teeth depending on the food we ate you fucker. go away.