I AM A MACHINE I AM A MACHINE


cycgifs:

Idk why this is so funny to me

cycgifs:

Idk why this is so funny to me





When We Cuddle, 

I hope you dont mind if I,

  • wrap my legs around yours
  • lay my head above your heart
  • run my hands through your hair
  • play footsie with you
  • put my hand on your tummy
  • play with yours hands
  • give you fishy kisses
  • talk about my day
  • sing you a song
  • fall asleep in your arms
  • sacrifice you to satan 


nushanya:

“I took him over to see the TARDIS, right? There was a TARDIS on the floor, and I tried to put him into the TARDIS… And he was too big! Moooooooooose.” 

-Mark Sheppard on Jared Padalecki.



wickedhotlushlips:

Obey the badass.

wickedhotlushlips:

Obey the badass.



cr0tch:

PLEASE READ I’M BEGGING YOU GUYS TO HELP ME.
STOP SCROLLING :’(
 
This is my best friend, Billy.  I’ve known him basically since I was born.  Our parents were friends, and it was always the joke between our families that we were going to get married, since my parents happened to have a girl and his a guy, at the same time.  He means a lot to me, even though he lives thousands of miles away from me right now.  The important thing though, is that he’s gone missing.  He is a danger to himself, suffering from depression and extensive drug use in the past year.  He was going through rehabilitation, but now he’s missing.  He’s disappeared.  The last he was seen was in Juno Beach, Florida.  This is off of northern Palm Beach County.  He’s been missing since Sunday afternoon, over forty hours.  The U.S. Coast Guard searched for him throughout Monday night, and they’re unsure that the search will continue any longer.  He was last seen wearing a pair of green shorts.  It’s uncertain whether he has gone missing deliberately, or the coast was too rough.  This is one hundred percent serious and I’m terrified.  If anybody in or near Palm Beach County has seen or heard from him, please please please contact his mother at (321) 750-3469.  This is so serious, and only serious calls are wanted.  Please help find my best friend.  I’m lost without him.

cr0tch:

PLEASE READ I’M BEGGING YOU GUYS TO HELP ME.

STOP SCROLLING :’(

 

This is my best friend, Billy.  I’ve known him basically since I was born.  Our parents were friends, and it was always the joke between our families that we were going to get married, since my parents happened to have a girl and his a guy, at the same time.  He means a lot to me, even though he lives thousands of miles away from me right now.  The important thing though, is that he’s gone missing.  He is a danger to himself, suffering from depression and extensive drug use in the past year.  He was going through rehabilitation, but now he’s missing.  He’s disappeared.  The last he was seen was in Juno Beach, Florida.  This is off of northern Palm Beach County.  He’s been missing since Sunday afternoon, over forty hours.  The U.S. Coast Guard searched for him throughout Monday night, and they’re unsure that the search will continue any longer.  He was last seen wearing a pair of green shorts.  It’s uncertain whether he has gone missing deliberately, or the coast was too rough.  This is one hundred percent serious and I’m terrified.  If anybody in or near Palm Beach County has seen or heard from him, please please please contact his mother at (321) 750-3469.  This is so serious, and only serious calls are wanted.  Please help find my best friend.  I’m lost without him.



kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.

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poisonous-faygo:

airbornranchdressing:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ THERE ARE NO CANON BODY TYPES IN HOMESTUCK

Except for lord English being ripped as fuck



wrappedupinpixiedust:

It’s tomorrow but anyhow, I love you mum.



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